my mom was like “nicole clean your room” so im like “ugh im going to kill myself” and she like stared at me and shes like “honey its okay you dont have to clean right now” and she came upstairs with tea and two cookies and kissed me on the cheek
i said that but my mom said “make sure you clean your room first”
There are two kinds of people in this world
fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me
i cant hear u over the 2 shutouts hank had
They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price.
it was the besta bynes
it was the worsta bynes
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
well we all know Patty Kane is gonna drink away this loss tonight
Happy Cinco de Mayo
all i can think about is kissing you and killing myself
